Funny Stories ~ Marijlonnah (Aka Elonnah)

Want to hear some funny stories from you guys, don't matter what. Need something to laugh at while I get through the day. Below is one of my friend V

Orite, so my friend, Alesia, was in the 7th grade and she had these two friends. They were sitting at the lunch table, and one of the friends leans over and whispers to Alesia: "I'm going to stab her,"
So the girl left, and my Friend Alesia told her other friend, "Dude, she's going to stab you."
And the girl runs off. My friend gets called to the front office and she starts crying because she already knows she's in trouble so she starts crying like a punani. And the Dean of the school goes: "THIS IS A NO! CRYING! ZONE!" and tells Alesia all these bad things, like she could get suspended for "instigating". And my friend poops herself right there.
Her Mom had to come to the front office to get her a new pair or underwear and pants.


Idk I thought it was pretty damn funny. ;]

Dafuq? lol

x'D

What the fuck???

Lol crying zone xD

This story was wild from start to finish lmao, anyways, I don't really have any funny stories.

Except when I was 3 my babysitter closed the car door on my arm and broke it, to this day, it's the only bone I've ever broken and she quit babysitting because it haunted her I guess LOL. I do kinda feel bad for her. Anyways good thread idea. Hope I helped you get through a little of the day :)

lol i was in class and my teacher is talking about how he passed a kidney stone. andd he showed us the kidney stone that he had passed and like i almost threw up and he's like, "Thursday at school, I felt it. I knew something was off. And i was in the bathroom and just wanted to scream 'AHHHHHH....HGHH'" And he like held his side and lookedlike an older person when he did it. then he says "But i couldn't do that because there was another student in the stalls and would probably think someone was dying."

wat.................

I met a girl on Fresh and dala'd her in real life? Idk I think that's pretty funny lmao.

my music teacher threw a piano out the window (mental breakdown)