DDoSed fresh

[Kingsman]

Yes, me and my friend FoxelVox right now.

And, may I ask, what's the point of Ddos?

[Bane]

And, may I ask, what's the point of Ddos?

Well, heres what I want.

1) People on Fresh to NOT be rude and be assholes to me
2) I want 1 billion credits, or maybe a trillion
3) A news article explaining whats happening, since the users have a right to know whats happening.

Today will be 6 hours, unless Foxel stops. And I'll say..

If these 3 reasons are not matched. April the 1st wont be just 14 hours, it'll be more.