Wish corruption!

[ElectricalDonkeys]

Not sure where else to post this,

Lets play wish corruption!

For those who dont know how to play,
It's fairly simple:

• Someone states one of their own wishes .
• The next commenter corrupts that wish with a potential downside to it, then posts one of their own wishes.

So for example;
Commenter 1: I wish I could be rich
Commenter 2: Denied, Your wish to be rich turned out to be a night mare as you spent it all in a few days and became poor. I wish I could fly.

Etc etc.
Lets kick this off!
Il start with;

I wish I could have the ability to teleport to places in-real-life.

Goodluck! Lets keep this active!

[Jonteh]

Moved to Spam

[SkyCookie]

Nope. Your wish turned out to be the worst thing ever as you teleported into lava and lost the ability.

My wish... Get to meet my favorite celebrities.

[wite]

Nope. Your wish turned out to be the worst thing ever as you teleported into lava and lost the ability.

My wish... Get to meet my favorite celebrities.

Nope. You died on Malaysian Airlines on the way to meet them.

My wish... 22some

[AnnaIsHere]

Nope. You died on Malaysian Airlines on the way to meet them.

My wish... 22some

Nopeeeey. Your wish turned out as a fail cuz like its (22some) c;<

My wish is that I could control the power of storm, rain etc... SO STORM MANIPULATION IS MY GRAND WISH!!!!!!!

[Juro]

Nopeeeey. Your wish turned out as a fail cuz like its (22some) c;<

My wish is that I could control the power of storm, rain etc... SO STORM MANIPULATION IS MY GRAND WISH!!!!!!!

Nope while making a new baby with your spouse you lost control and killed both of you with a strike of lightning.

I wish I could shape shift

[ElectricalDonkeys]

LETS KEEP THIS THREAD GOING

Denied. You... Shifted the wrong shape?o.O

I wish this thread could stay alive forever and reach 30 reply pages ;3

[Sproodle-sandpapercondoms]

Denied the thread got locked

I wish my finger is 1 inch longer

[Allen]

Denied, since you have dwarfism your finger will refuse to grow,

My wish is to have unlimited Wishes, GG.

Your denied thing is in no way, shape or form considered a downside lol...

Therefore your wish isn't valid so I'll continue.

Denied the thread got locked

I wish my finger is 1 inch longer

Denied. You didn't know how to take control of your now longer finger.

My wish is to have Unlimited wishes

There we go Jake, gg.

[Jake]

Nigga stfu.