Not sure where else to post this,

Lets play wish corruption!

For those who dont know how to play,
It's fairly simple:
  • Someone states one of their own wishes .
  • The next commenter corrupts that wish with a potential downside to it, then posts one of their own wishes.


So for example;
Commenter 1: I wish I could be rich
Commenter 2: Denied, Your wish to be rich turned out to be a night mare as you spent it all in a few days and became poor. I wish I could fly.

Etc etc.
Lets kick this off!
Il start with;

I wish I could have the ability to teleport to places in-real-life.

Goodluck! Lets keep this active!